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We're saving up to rent out a new office. Everybody seems to agree on this place. We accept almost every major credit card (exclu. Visa), and remember people, every little bit helps!
Due to some recent complaints within the company, we need to improve our bathrooms. If you could help us purchase this lake-side bathroom, I feel confident that the morale around here would skyrocket. If you do make a generous contribution with this, you will almost surely be included in the Sneakiest Ninja (dot) com Christmas card ring, should we choose to start one.
We could use some pliers. We don't have any.
Somebody suggested that it would be cool to have a penguin chilling around here. We don't need all these penguins--just one.
Okay, we're going to need about 760,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of these molecules. I'm not going to tell you what they all add up to be, but trust me: It will be wicked awesome!
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